{"id":125,"date":"2013-06-09T13:05:56","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T13:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/?p=125"},"modified":"2018-05-10T17:34:57","modified_gmt":"2018-05-10T17:34:57","slug":"i-will-get-your-dick-ready-to-cum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/cum-eating-instruction\/i-will-get-your-dick-ready-to-cum\/","title":{"rendered":"I will get your dick ready to cum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/secure.eatyourcum.com\/signup\/signup.php?nats=MC4wLjIxLjI2LjAuMC4wLjAuMA&amp;step=2&amp;nats_sub2=0126\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LV-PennyBarberCEI133317-8647.gif\" alt=\"Penny Parker knows what you want - EatYourCum\" width=\"480\" height=\"272\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-119\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">share gif: <input type=\"text\" style=\"width:350px;\" value=\"&lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/cum-eating-instruction\/i-will-get-your-dick-ready-to-cum\/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LV-PennyBarberCEI133317-8647.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;\/a&gt;\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<em>Penny Barber always has some pretty interesting ideas for sexy fun. She went to the store and got a nice popsicle container - do you have any idea how she plans to use it?<\/em><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYou know, I got this popsicle stick thing for one purpose: I want you to cum all over it so that we can freeze your load and then enjoy it frozen. Look, I know how much you love ice cream, and I just figured if you could taste your own frozen product, that would be something you'd enjoy a lot.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nSo how about you do the decent thing for me and get your dick ready. Nice and hard, baby - come on now. Stroke it up and down and get those balls ready. We're going to need quite a hefty load in order to fill this little device up. But don't you worry! We'll make sure you have the best cum popsicle ever - it will be great.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n - Penny Barber<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>share gif: &nbsp; Penny Barber always has some pretty interesting ideas for sexy fun. She went to the store and got a nice popsicle container &#8211; do you have any idea how she plans to use it? &nbsp; You know, I got this popsicle stick thing for one purpose: I want you to cum all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,44,2,3],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}