{"id":71,"date":"2013-03-22T23:47:59","date_gmt":"2013-03-22T23:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2018-05-10T17:35:39","modified_gmt":"2018-05-10T17:35:39","slug":"eat-your-cum-for-me-dirty-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/cum-eating-instruction\/eat-your-cum-for-me-dirty-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Eat your cum for me dirty boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/secure.eatyourcum.com\/signup\/signup.php?nats=MC4wLjIxLjI2LjAuMC4wLjAuMA&amp;step=2&amp;nats_sub2=0119\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/JeanBardotCumEating394.gif\" alt=\"Jean Bardot in a sperm eating instruction movie\" width=\"480\" height=\"272\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-81\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">share gif: <input type=\"text\" style=\"width:350px;\" value=\"&lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/cum-eating-instruction\/eat-your-cum-for-me-dirty-boy\/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/JeanBardotCumEating394.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;\/a&gt;\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<em>You're such a dirty little man.  I know you want to jerk off and cum for me but you know you're going to have to eat it all up.  You can start wanking it for me while you listen to my sexy voice tell you how to stroke it.<\/em><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nIt shouldn't take long for you to get hard so keep wanking it for me.  It isn't that big haha so stroke it with two fingers up and down.  Just imagine it's my hand jerking you off.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nKeep going a little faster now and I want you to cum into your hand!  Cum and let it all out.  Now lick it up.  Lick up all your cum and I better not see any go to waste.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n- Jean Bardot<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>share gif: &nbsp; You&#8217;re such a dirty little man. I know you want to jerk off and cum for me but you know you&#8217;re going to have to eat it all up. You can start wanking it for me while you listen to my sexy voice tell you how to stroke it. &nbsp; It shouldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,7,3,56],"tags":[33],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.eatyourcum.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}